Saturday, August 2, 2014

Keyword Searches on Twilight Obsessions & Fan Addictions

This is another post from my blog about The Twilight Saga that I'm moving over here for easier access - without having to scroll through a long blog intro to read it.

Also, this is a general article on exactly why Twilight is so addictive, especially for older women.

6/14 - how do you explain why you love twilight - Girls, you don't have to explain why you love it. Even though Twilight IS a seriously dysfunctional literary DRAFT of a manuscript; we older girls who can see why that is, ALSO KNOW WHY you love it - and yes, you have some VERY GOOD REASONS for loving it... It's just that IF the VERY FIRST Twilight book had been written AND published responsibly - you would have still fallen in love with Stephenie's pretty characters and stories; BUT they would have been MUCH LESS HARMFUL on your young, developing lives. That MIGHT not/SHOULD not have EVER MATTERED if Hollywood's gossip mags and paps hadn't started going WAY OVERBOARD in their PR assaults against your VERY profitable (for them) TwiObsessions. 

7/20/15 - why do people hate bella swan so much Many young girls, especially; want to know the answer to that question.
There are a few different reasons; but the biggest ones can be found in the way Stephenie Meyer wrote out the
very first chapter of The Twilight Saga. I will explain that to you in detail here.

Update 7/13/15 This is the last update on this post. At some point, you just have to stop - but these are both new; just to let readers know that this subject is practically neverending: how to get over twilight 5/6/15 - : i hate twilight

While the latter 'i hate twilight' is not an uncommon search - it caught me at the right time and I had to laugh. It is a reminder of just how much this blog is needed; as well as a reminder of how many people actually know the truth about Twilight and don't want to rock the boat. With all the ridiculous anti-twilight rants I have collected on the original blog (see link above); I have always found the silence of anti-fans flabbergasting and unbelievable. Yeah still, ha!

I'm pretty sure the reason for anti-fan silence is because so many anti-fans of The Twilight Saga are also anti-fans of Kristen Stewart and/or Robert Pattinson. And since I have so much to say about what has been going on with them because of Stephenie Meyer's gargantuan literary failure - you're quiet.

It's just so much more fun to tease little girls and bully them, isn't it?

These are the current search variations (just since January 2013) that are the most commonly used to get into this blog. NO, it would NOT be unusual for obsessing Twihards to STILL be struggling with an intense obsession with the way these 'robsten' Hollywood assaults bash at them.

How relevant is this long list of obsession keywords still? Notice that this list is coming through in MULTIPLE searches - most of these are NOT one-time hits, and some of them are VERY recurring (especially on the weekends). While I haven't included 'robsten', 'rupsten' or any other of the rude keywords peeps use surrounding Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - you can probably guess how colorful those are.

2/10/15 - New Search: why am i hooked on twilight

1/5/15 - New Search: reasons of addiction to twilight

1/4/14 - New Search: is it normal to still be obsessed with twilight

Do a news search on 'Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart' articles and scroll down to read the comments for current fan and anti-fan opinions. Also, check out Twitter & Social Networking Sites; and Twilight, robsessed, krisbian and robsten fansites if you're looking for gobs of still-heartbroken and/or overly-obsessing fans. You certainly do not need to take my word for it.

Also, here is a list of mean comments since the beginning of the cheating scandal.

And this is a list of heartbroken fan comments from the beginning.


Additionally as of August, keyword searches surrounding Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's current relationship status are running almost neck and neck with addiction searches. Here's an example as of 8/12/13: Robsten no hope?

If you're looking for help with a stubborn Twilight addiction - CLICK HERE.

New as of 9/16/14: how to stop obsessing over twilight
Yet another new search phrase on 8/9/14: obsession with twilight
2/28/14 NEW unique Keyword search combo: im still addicted to the twilight saga

what if the cullens never come back (this came through on 6/2/13 - isn't this about as heartbreaking as it could possibly be?)

why are adult women so obsessed with twilight
(this one is easy to answer. ;) 

why are people obsessed with edward cullen

how to get off a twilight addiction

why is twilight so addictive

why am i obsessed with twilight (this is the most recurring one)

why is twilight overly addictive

struggling with the end of twilight

why do teenage girls obsess over twilight

still obsessed with twilight

what to do when you can't get over Twilight

how to end a twilight addiction

yes twilight is addicting but so are

twilight is very addictive

finally realized twilight isn't real

is anyone else obsessed with twilight

too obsessed with twilight

i became obsessed with twilight

obsessed with twilight

help for twilight obsession

i am too obsessed with twilight

why are we so obsessed with twilight

why am i so obsessed with the twilight saga

is anyone really still really obsessed with twilight

obsessing over twilight's edward

how can i still be twilight obsessed (this search combo is slowly moving up toward the top)

im obsessed with twilight movies

i am obsessed with twilight

why am i so obsessed with twilight

twilight obsession

how long obsess over twilight

how to stop your addiction from twilight

why should girls not read twilight

i think i'm obsessed with twilight

how to stop your addiction to twilight

how to handle twilight obsession

how to break addiction to twilight

twilight saga so seductive

i'm addicted to breaking dawn

why are girls addicted to twilight

how to get over the twilight movies

having a hard time moving on from twilight

anyone still addicted to twilight

can't get over twilight being over

i love you i need help with my addiction to twilight

addicted twilight fans

how to get free from a twilight addiction

twilight addiction help

why is twilight so addictive to watch

twilight obsession unhealthy

why am i so crazy about twilight

help twilight obsession

i can't get over twilight

please help me get over twilight addiction

why are twihards so stupid (sorry, I had to add this one. ;)

why am i addicted to watching twilight

why do we get obsessed with twilight

why do i watch twilight over and over

who else is obsessed with twilight

still addicted to twilight

are you still obsessed with the twilight saga

how can i get over my addiction over twilight

can't seem to get over twilight

people obsessed with twilight

are women still obsessed with twilight

10/27/13 - Yes, I'm still adding 'non-duplicate' searches!

how to get over twilight

what is it about the twilight movies

how to get over your twilight obsession

why we are addicted to the twilight saga


For perspective - here are some of the other recurring keyword search variations peeps use to get in here:

immortalicum or immortalicum meaning (oddly, when Twilight obsessions are calm; this is the most frequently searched keyword used to get in here - it's almost like a barometer. I know there's something wrong if this starts moving DOWN on the list, ha!)

explain twilight breaking dawn ending (blog title in keywords - yeah lots of hits from this phrase)

fanfiction edward bella dirty talk sex / rough sex (go get a copy of '50 Shades ofGrey' or reread the one you already have!!)

satanic symbols in breaking dawn (??!!!)

demonic messages in twilight (??!!!x2)

twilight fanfiction carlisle inseminate (hmmm... might need more info - then again, maybe not. ;)

naughty, dirty feelings, obsessions (uh huh...)

naughty explicit orgy with bella edward (You know, an orgy just would not be part of *my* Twilight sexual fantasy. ;)

the truth behind stephenie meyer (no comment, just keep reading)

why is Stephenie Meyer ok with her (Smug, Pride, GREED)

i think stephenie meyer is selfish (It's search phrases like these that validate this blog)

is twilight believable (Ummm... That would be a NO, not even SORT OF!!)

robsten vs. rupsten (This one is my FAVORITE!! And now that I've just done a search on this to see where this blog comes up on it - I'm EVEN MORE angry, and I honestlywould not have thought that was possible!! YOU Twihards seriously NEED to READ THIS!!)

breaking dawn suck meyer blame twilight fans (This is true. I haven't been paying attention to what she's been saying recently, but this is what she had to say in November 2008 about her fans' ORIGINAL reactions to Twilight: Breaking Dawn shortly after it was published in August 2008.)

did stephenie meyer channel twilight - interesting but possible, if only in an accidental kind of way (like her writing is accidentally addictive). I doubt (with her moral code) that she intentionally channeled anything. THIS is WHY people who don't knowwhat they're doing with intangible, emotional and/or spirit-world (dream) concepts like this should probably have their work critiqued by a REAL professional. When you read her talk about writing Twilight on her website, she certainly sounds OBSESSED about her own story/characters. But really, I don't think you can 'channel' anything without KNOWING what you're doing. Yeah, Twilight seems to be an accident because the sparkly 'Vampire' within her dream had her mesmerized - not sure what that says about her or the existence of The Twilight Saga, LoL! ;) I DO KNOW - as someonehaving grown up in a 'conservative' home no-doubt similar to Stephenie's; MOST Religions WARN their followers about delving into 'evil' stuff like this (see the 'satanic symbols' and 'demonic messages' keyword searches above).

For instance, when I told my Mom that the sparkling character on my computer screen was (supposed to be) a VAMPIRE, it was a huge turn-off for her and she didn't want to hear anything else about it. I would imagine THAT is one of the reasons WHY thisstory turned out like it did - because the amateur author wasn't compelled to be interested in 'the evilness' of Vampires to research them. So INSTEAD, we all ended up with this MUCH MORE HARMFUL-on-blossoming-souls VERSION of Twilight; apparently out of nothing but ignorance on the author's part AND negligence on the 'professional' publisher's part.

I've had email exchanges in here with people who agree with my 'wonky idea' thatTwilight is 'too obsessive' - but suspiciously so. They insinuate that Stephenie must have somehow been 'sent this dream' and/or someone manipulated her by some sort of outside spiritual/mystical influence.

Conspiracy theories ABOUND surrounding Twilight - I mean, HOW ELSE could this BAD of a storyline have gotten to be this popular and captured the hearts AND minds of so many women of all ages?

A COUPLE of major literary accidents by an amateur author; topped off by the professional negligence of her publishers and production companies - it's as simple as that, children. ;)

This is YET another 'thing' that neither GOD nor the DEVIL had anything to do with. We Humans are perfectly capable of accidentally creating our own evil. 

For those of you who are HUNG UP on this 'seductive because of evil inspiration' or whatever. I know you're out there - I've talked to you and seen some of your 'Twilight is Evil' websites. You won't find any of them in here - because FOR YOU, your obsession IS your religion.

SO WHAT IF Twilight was somehow manipulated into Stephenie's brain by some sort of EVILNESS lurking in the darkness of her dreams; OR by continuing to torment her LONG AFTER while she was obsessing about finishing this book?

I'm pretty sure Twilight is no different than any other good or evil thing going on in this wide, wonky world - whether you believe any maddening OR heart-warming thing to be spiritually/mystically inspired or not.

does twilight deserve its popularity - absolutely NOT. It might have IF all these Hollywood PR Assaults hadn't built up to such a ridiculous crescendo.

scummit and twilight - Yeah, we all know WHO is to blame for this crap; but for some really strange reason that I have yet to quite figure out, NO TWIHARDS want toput blame where it belongs. Well, you don't have to anymore - those petitions are GONE and the new petitions are for HOLLYWOOD. As far as I can tell - NONE of you have ONE good excuse to NOT sign them!!

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